Wife :- amar sarita khulo.
Husband :- ok…… khulsi !!!!!
Wife :- bra khulooooooo !!!!!!
Husband :- khulefelesi…. !!!!!!
Wife : - akhon amar pajamata khuloo taratari…….. !!!!!
Husband :- hm kulsi…… akhon ki panti tao khulbooo !!!!
Wife :- atao ki bolte hobe….
Husband :- ok
Wife :- tumar lojja kore na tumi mayeder jama-kapor poro. ajker por theke amar asob jama-kapor tumi ar porba na .
Husband :- OK !!!!!!!!!!!!
* Piprar baba piprake bolse- tor ato boro sahos , tui amar maye hoye hatike valobesecis , tor oke vule jete hobe .
Pipra bollo – na na na baba ami hatike vulte parbona , karon amar pete hatir baccha(kid) !!!!!!!!
*Akta lok khub tarahura kore akta bus-e udhlo ,
Kintu lokti kono site boscilo na , jodio onek sit khali cilo
Helper bollo sir sit to khali apni site bosen ,
Lokti biroktir sathe uttor dilo – areee vai sit khali thakle
Ki hobe amar to somoy nai, taratari jete hobe…..
akti maye tar bandhubir sathe bolse….
Maye- janish amina protidin akta khub sunduri mayer dike takiye tahkte thakte amar hat batha kore feli…
Bandhubi- mane !!! hat bath ahoy keno……?
Maye- karon hate ayna niye nijer face nije dekhito tai………
[ teacher- boloto tv dekhar kufal ki ?
Student- tv dekhle maramarir probonota bare .
Teacher- kivabe bujle ?
Student- karon ami jokhon tv dekhi tokhon baba amake mare .
[ dui bandhubi kotha bolse…….
1st bandhubi- kire tui biye korisna keno ?
Torjonno to sob selera pagooool !!!!
2nd bandhubi- are se jonnoito biye kori na ,
karon pagol niye ghor kora amar pokkhe
somvob na…..!!!!!!!
[ teacher student derke bangla grammar poracchen…..
Teacher- boloto kal koto prokar ?
Student- sir, char(4) prokar .
Teacher- ki char prokar ! ok, bolo ki ki ?
Student- gotokal, agamikal, sokal & bikal .
[ premik premikake bolse……
Premik- jan, cholo ajke amra biye kore feli….!
Premika- sotti, ok jan ami raji…!
Premik- kinto akotha akhon kaoke bolajabena .
Premika- kinto ami sudhu akjonke bolte chai .
Premik- kake ?
Premika- amader parar abulke .
Premik- keno ?
Premika- karon se amake bolese je – amake naki
Kono gadhai biye korbe na, tai…….
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